The Giant Sucking Sound is Still Echoing 24 Years Later

The last time a billionaire ran for president in the United States it was Ross Perot, both in 1992 and then again in 1996. I voted for him each time, and certainly helped get Clinton elected the first time around.

Listen to the short clip in one of  the 1992 debates. Perot warns us that we HAVE TO STOP shipping jobs into other countries.

What has changed?

The Giant Sucking Sound started in 1992, and 24 years later it’s still echoing in the empty factories in Detroit, and Cleveland, and Buffalo, and Rochester, and Syracuse and Toledo.

The billionaires, both Perot and Trump, I must admit, do understand the immense damage this is doing to our nation.

We have got to stop the sucking.

 

Coincidences around Gigs and Christian Morgenstern

In the last few weeks, a set of amazing coincidences came together around me that had me marveling enough to write a post about it. It all starts in 1973, when I was a 16-year-old high school student in Germany. I was in my room and somebody took a photograph of me – probably one of my siblings. In those days, we made photographs into slides. Slides are endemically difficult to thumb through and browse in an album, so they are often forgotten. I had no idea that this picture of me even existed. I have no recollection of it being taken. It was taken in my teenage-decorated room, where I had plastered the walls with my own artwork and knick-knacks.

Norbert at Age 17

I didn’t have this slide. One of my sisters, when moving house a few months ago in Germany, found it in one of her picture boxes. She, too, did not know how she came to have it, but she thought I’d like it and put it in an envelope and mailed it to me.

It was difficult to see what was on it. Trisha had it developed for me and “cleaned up.” Slides almost 45 years old have spots and marks. One day a few weeks ago she brought it home to me enlarged in print and framed. It was a surprise. Now I could finally look at it.

At this point is must digress for a minute for a backstory. I have written about getting rid of much of my old collection of hardcover books, as I outlined in this post of last winter. I have proceeded with that project, and many of my non-descript books, old paperbacks, outdated non-fiction books, and the like, are now gone. However, I have saved some of the treasures I have – and will always have, and some of those are resting, seemingly forever and untouched, on the shelves around me.

There is an old book of humorous poetry by the German poet Christian Morgenstern, born May 6, 1871 in Munich, and died in 1914 at age 42. The book’s title is Alle Galgenlieder (All Gallows Songs). Morgenstern is a little like a German Shel Silverstein, writing hilarious poems that make fun of human nature and ordinary situations.

Galgenlieder1

You can see the little blue softcover book Alle Galgenlieder on the left side of this little section of my shelf, not four feet behind my head. The book has been sitting there for the last few years, pretty much untouched and unmoved. It’s in revered company, as you can see, with Moby Dick, Tristram Shandy, The Prophet, War and Peace, and The Count of Monte Cristo.

So where is the coincidence, you ask?

Well, there are very few books that I had in my youth and my childhood that I still have today. I never gave Galgenlieder much thought in the last 40 years, other than thinking of it as an ancient classic, and keeping it around.

Then I looked at the photograph made of the slide, and it hit me:

Galgenlieder4

Here it is, on the shelf next to me, in a photograph I didn’t know even existed. Don’t ask me how I even made that connection. I just looked at the picture, the knick-knacks I had forgotten, and I noticed the book. I turned around in my chair, and here it was.

Galgenlieder2

And that, I thought, was pretty cool.

But the story does not end here. Today, I came across a Reddit post about the prefix Hella.

Galgenlieder5

You know, in the series of Mega, Giga, Tera, and so on, Hella is for one octillion.  So I clicked on the link and came to this Wikipedia article, where the origins of some of the other prefixes are discussed. I scrolled around and got to the now ubiquitous Giga.

In the age of the iPhone and iPad, every grandmother knows what a Gig is – or at least acts like she does. Then I read about the origin of the prefix Giga, and was thunderstruck:

The prefix giga is usually pronounced /ˈɡɪɡə/ but sometimes /ˈɪɡə/. According to the American writer Kevin Self, in the 1920s a German committee member of the International Electrotechnical Commission proposed giga as a prefix for 109, drawing on a verse (evidently “Anto-logie”) by the humorous poet Christian Morgenstern that appeared in the third (1908) edition of Galgenlieder (Gallows Songs).[6][7]

This suggests a hard German g was originally intended as the pronunciation. Self was unable to ascertain when the /dʒ/ (soft g) pronunciation was accepted, but as of 1995 current practice had returned to /ɡ/ (hard g).[8] [9]

So this claimed that Morgenstern first used the word Gig or Giga. Could that be true?

So I turned around, reached for my trusty Galgenlieder behind me, checked the index for Anto-Logie, and promptly found it on page 76:

Galgenlieder3

Sure enough. Here it is.

A friend (KJ) emailed me an excellent translation by Max Knight:

Anto-logy

Of yore, on earth was dominant

the biggest mammal: the Gig-ant.

(“Gig” is a numeral so vast,

it’s been extinct for ages past.)

But off, like smoke, that vastness flew.

Time did abound, and numbers too,

until one day a tiny thing,

the Tweleph-ant, was chosen king.

Where is he now? Where is his throne?

In the museum pales his bone.

True, Mother Nature gave with grace

the Eleph-ant us in his place,

but, woe, that shooting anthropoid

called “Man”, in quest for tusks destroyed

him ere he could degenerate,

by stages, to an Ten-ant’s state.

 

 

And there it is, the story of coincidences:

Through this unlikely coincidence I learned the origin of Giga

From an old 19th century book by a German poet

That I didn’t realize I had near me

That I was reminded about by a slide over 40 years old

That my sister found when moving

In which I recognized a book

That I didn’t know I still had.

 

 

Easter Message on Gun Violence, Automobile Accidents and Islamic Terrorism

On December 2, 2015, 14 people were killed and another 22 seriously injured in a violent attack in San Bernardino by Islamic terrorists.

Statistically, every other day a child is shot and killed in the U.S. from gun violence.

Over the last three months and ten days, that’s 14 people dead from Islamic terrorism and about 50 children (I am not counting adults here) from “run of the mill” domestic shootings and accidents.

Which is the bigger threat and danger to Americans? And which does the media remind us about every day?

There you have it. I said “Islamic terrorism” because there is something very wrong with a religion that incites people to mass-kill innocent others and stone apostates and infidels. Let’s not forget, however, that Christians did just that when they burned witches and tortured heretics.

But the real threat to Americans and to dying in America as an innocent is by automobile accidents (about 30,000 a year) and domestic gun violence (another 30,000 a year, about half of which are suicides) vs. a couple of dozen due to Muslim nutcases.

That is what occurred to me on this Easter Sunday morning.

What do Bike Thieves Look Like?

I have always thought that bike thieves where the lowest of the low.

Stealing bikes from people, off the street, from bike racks, out of houses and apartments is something I could never comprehend. Yet, almost everyone you talk to has had a bike stolen at one time or another.

Here is one:

Double Standard around Suicide Bombers

An Islamic suicide bomber killed at least 25 people at a soccer stadium south of Baghdad today. Nobody talked about it. It hardly made headlines.

When it happens in Brussels, it’s world news, we wrap ourselves in the Belgian flag, our presidential candidates go off the deep end with carpet bombing threats.

It’s like Belgian lives matter, but Iraqi lives don’t?

All lives matter. Not just French, Belgian and American lives.

Poll: 66 Percent Think Presidential Election Process is Broken

Poll: 66 percent think presidential election process is broken

No Shit!

Let me do a little trampling on the Constitution:

It is annoying as hell when you live in California and you get to the primary, and other states have already decided who you get to vote for. Usually there is only one person left by June.

Also, I find it annoying as hell when I go to the general election in November and there are only two candidates left to vote for. In almost all the years, there was never anyone left that I felt even close to good about.

Why can’t the people go to vote and pick from dozens of names? There must be some way to get yourself on the list, some minimal requirements. Then give me an app on my phone, and let me vote. They do this for reality TV shows. Why can’t the people pick their leaders?

The whole process gets to be simple.

Utopia?

 

The Incredible Customer Service of Souplantation

souplantation

I have been a loyal customer of Souplantation since 1985, when I first moved to San Diego. When I raised my kids, we were a family of four, and we would eat at Souplantation every other week or so. Sunday afternoons at Souplantation were some my favorite outings for dinner. Frequently I would do lunch, and I would always seek out Souplantations while on the road in California. You might say I have always been an ardent follower of their brand.

Over the last year or so I found myself not enjoying the experience as much as I used to. I could not put my finger on the reason, I just felt that it was not what it used to be.

I am a CEO, and I know that customer service is critical in any business. If I had a 30-year customer that was drifting away because of the quality of my product, I’d want to know. So I decided to write to the CEO.

A few days later I received an email from his assistant, inviting me to lunch with him at — you guessed it – the Souplantation. Last week was our lunch meeting at the Rancho Bernardo location.

He gave me a tour of the restaurant. For 45 minutes he and the store manager walked me through the entire salad bar and we discussed many of the items. Then on to the soups, the breads, the pastas and the desserts. I learned so much about their business, their mission and their vision, I can’t list it all here.

Souplantation is a “farm to table” restaurant. He talked about the various local farmers that supplied the restaurants. For instance, his supplier of broccoli has to ship several acres of broccoli every week. This requires timed planting and growing of the plant in a staggered fashion, also taking into consideration the seasons. In the summer, it takes 43 days (if I remember the number correctly) to grow a plant. In the winter it’s 90 days. I can’t even imagine running a farm that can harvest a number of acres of broccoli every week, just to supply one restaurant chain.

He knows his suppliers. He pointed out the lettuce and told me it was no more than two days old, picked in Yuma, Arizona “the day before yesterday.” Every items is much fresher than it would ever be in a grocery store. We talked about raisins, sunflower seeds, cauliflower, and blueberries used in the muffins. All the dressings are homemade per their own recipes and only remain in the bar for a few days.

Getting to know the food, the supplier processes and the preparation methods first-hand from the CEO of the company opened my eyes — and taste buds. I can assure you that I have never had a better-tasting Souplantation meal in my life than I did after this tour. The bread was fresh and chewy, the produce hearty and flavorful, and the soup delicious.

I also learned that they have 124 restaurants in 15 states. See the map on their website. There are over 6,000 employees. Only in Southern California the stores are called Souplantation. In all other places  they are called Sweet Tomatoes. The reason is that in the South, the word “plantation” has an undesirable connotation. That had never crossed my mind, but then again, I am a Southern Californian.

So what was it that caused me to be dissatisfied in the first place? They were minor issues, and mostly related to challenges the restaurant has with specific items. For instance, I complained about the quality of their chicken noodle soup. It turns out that the chicken noodle soup is the single most difficult item to keep fresh in the restaurant. Once they put out a pot, it can be “bad” within ten minutes. He said that in some areas, where there is a significant Asian population, they tend to scoop off the broth to drink it, and leave the ingredients in the pot, causing a thick layer on the bottom and making the “soup” too dry for others. In other restaurants, people tend to stir the soup and fish out the chicken, leaving thin content of noodles floating in broth. Since the noodles are home-made, they tend to break up quickly when stirred a lot by the fishers and – alas – bad soup in the pot.

Another item I had complained about was the sourdough bread, one of my favorites. It turns out that bread is one of the few items that they don’t bake themselves, but buy already made. Sometimes it lies under the warming light too long and gets stale.

I don’t want to belabor my complaint points, but I found out that the items I had issues with were the more challenging ones to maintain, and the restaurant management knows it. The solution is for the customer to speak up. If the soup is no longer good, let the attendant know, and they will always refresh it, and bring a bowl to your table. If the bread is stale, ask for fresh. The restaurant walks a thin line of balancing between wasting good food by throwing it out too early, and upsetting customers by leaving marginal items on the counter too long. Their muffins are only good for about 20 to 25 minutes, so if they don’t get eaten, they need to decide whether to leave them and risk complaints, or waste them by throwing out 25-minute-old muffins.

The answer: Communicate with the staff. They want us to be happy.

I am sure not every complaining customer gets a two-hour tour and lunch from the CEO of the company, but I did, and I can tell you, it made a huge difference to me, I learned so much, I appreciate the quality of the food, and I am incredibly impressed by the commitment to customer service of the Souplantation.

I am ready to go back!

Holding Up the Constitution

Our nation was founded in 1776 and its constitution and many of the first amendments were crafted in the few decades before and after 1800. It goes without saying that our nation is based on an eighteenth-century agrarian society of a few million people in a colonial environment.

The constitution states that the Congress shall meet at least once a year, and such meetings shall begin at noon on the 3rd of January. Of course, in that time, when the only way to travel was by coach or horseback, and the trip from Massachusetts to Philadelphia took months under extreme conditions in the winter, congressmen and senators could not just fly in from their weekend outings to their home states.

Many of our constitutional clauses and the amendments, the second being one of them, are rooted in that environment.

They simply make no sense today. Our Supreme Court often has to deal with the interpretation of the laws our agrarian founders put in place, and how they apply in a modern society with encrypted computers, automatic weapons and Twitter.

Holding up and waving the Constitution can be used for and against just about every issue in that regard.

I have to leave the rest to the constitutional scholars.

 

The Fourth Reich is Coming

Third Reich is Coming

Fourth Reich is Coming

Does the world trust the American voters anymore, the same voters that elected and then re-elected George W. Bush?

The Third Reich lasted 12 years and caused World War II. 60 million people died, about 3% of the world’s population in 1940 of about 2.3 billion. Then it went down in flaming ashes and destroyed the lives of hundreds of millions of people for the rest of their lives.

It did not end well.

Do we really want fascism again?

Movie Review: 10 Cloverfield Lane

10 Cloverfield Lane

Michelle (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) is leaving her boyfriend. She moves out of their apartment in the city, driving into the countryside when, out of nowhere, she gets hit, her car careens off the road and flips upside down. She wakes up in a cellar with cinderblock walls, on a mattress, an IV in her arm, her leg in a brace, and chained to a pipe along the wall. She has no idea where she is.

It turns out she is in the “custody” of Howard Stambler (John Goodman), who has been preparing for a doomsday scenario all his life. He claims that the end of the world as we know it has come, and rather than being antagonistic, she should be grateful for his care and protection.

Howard is just a bit too crazy, too strange, for her to accept that reality and she starts plotting for her escape.

10 Cloverfield Lane is a suspense drama with just a few actors, almost like a play. John Goodman performs in one of his best roles ever, and he is perfect for it. Howard is on the one side a compassionate uncle-figure, on the other side a stark-raving-mad conspiracy fiend, and I found myself wondering all through the film whether I should trust Howard, or whether he was actually the problem.

The ending is not what I thought it would be, so the surprise element worked well for me. The movie was suspenseful and quite entertaining, but in the end I would not call it a great movie – it was just “good.”

You should go and see it.

Rating - Two and a Half Stars

Senator Arthur Orr, Food Stamps and Walmart

Senator Arthur Orr from Alabama introduced legislation to not allow food stamps to be given to recipients who have cars. Among other things:

It also adds an entirely new level of bureaucracy, including a requirement that aid recipients sign a contract vowing to strictly adhere to the program’s rules or face jail time.

This is crazy. He wants to put people in jail for not following the food stamps rules? Jail is more expensive than food stamps.

The entire U.S. food stamp program costs about $72 billion a year. That’s how much the Iraq war cost us every year while it was going on. Did you know that 77% of all food stamp recipients are children?

Is it the children’s fault that their parents can’t find a job that pays enough of a wage that they can live on?

Walmart is the country’s most profitable corporation and one of the biggest in the world. An average employee at Walmart makes $8.81 per hour or $15,500 per year, which is well below the federal poverty line for a family of four.

Therefore, people who work at Walmart are forced to enroll in the taxpayer-funded food stamp program to feed their children.

Looking at this another way, Walmart is keeping their wages low so the public takes care of their employees using food stamps which they again use to purchase goods at Walmart. The company profits on both sides of the deal, and the American taxpayer pays the bill.

Studies have shown that a single Walmart can cost taxpayers over $1 million per year.

Now Senator Orr says we can’t give them food stamps if they have a car. So what happens? The parents need a job at Walmart because they can’t find any other decent manufacturing job in many of America’s small towns. Of course they need a car to get to work. They need food stamps to feed their children, but they can’t have a car to have food stamps?

What does he want to do? Let them starve? Euthanize them?

Being poor in our country is “being bad.”

 

 

Apple vs. the Government

As the public debate rages about Apple’s security measures and the Government’s request to create a backdoor, the country seems to be divided.

There is one side that blasts Apple as treasonous. Trump even calls for a boycott of Apple.

There is the other side that does not believe we should be living in a police state just to have the illusion that our illustrious government will protect us from San Bernardino-style Islamic lunatics. I belong this group.

For the most part, those belonging to the first group do not seem to have much of an idea of what they are talking about  – like Trump.

Here is extensive information about Apple’s response to the Government.

Enjoy!

The Size of the U.S. Military

During the GOP debate, the candidates blasted the Obama administration for decimating the military. “Smallest Navy since 1915, smallest Army since 1940, least number of airplanes.” They brought this forth in the context of “fighting ISIS.”

The implications are that somehow our military having less ships is the reason ISIS has arisen and gained ground.

They took these numbers from senator Lindsey Graham, who said that under sequestration, the military was cut “down to the smallest Army since 1940, the smallest Navy since 1915.” He is right about the numbers. The Navy had 231 ships in 1915, and will have 234 in 2019. The Army will have 440,000 troops in 2019, which is the smallest since before World War II.

However, the comparison does not make sense and is not really fair. We also have fewer horses and bayonets than ever. Our capabilities have grown immensely through technology in the last few decades. We should compare how our military stands up against other nations. I simply do not believe that the number of ships, airplanes and soldiers we have has in any way contributed to the results in the Middle East.

President Obama pulled out of Iraq and partly Afghanistan because the American people wanted him to. I still want that today. And I might also add that the “sequestration” fiscal strategy that forced Obama’s hand regarding the military budget was not Obama’s idea, but that of the Republican-controlled Congress. Congress decides how much money gets allocated to the various departments, not the president. The president then just spends it. Blaming Obama for the small military therefore makes no sense.

Finally, I believe that, just like small government is good government, a smaller military is a good military, as long was we continue to advance technologically. Boondoggles like the F-35 fiasco do not go along with that philosophy, however, but that’s a subject for another day.