Movie Review: As Good as it Gets

I watched a 1997 (could it be fifteen years already) movie with Jack Nicholson, and he, true to form, is as good as it gets.

Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson) is an obsessive-compulsive, offensive, sarcastic romance writer working on his 62nd novel. He lives in a New York apartment and makes it a sport to ridicule his young, gay, artist neighbor, Simon Nye (Greg Kinnear). Daily he walks to a diner where he eats his meals.  Carol Connelly (Helen Hunt) is the only waitress that seems to be able to put up with his relentless abuses. She is a single mother raising a son with asthma.

As misfortune befalls Simon and Carol, Melvin is drawn into their lives, quite against his will. While dealing with his own shortcomings as the outside world affects his egocentric universe, he finds a softer spot inside of himself than he knew he had. The monster that wreaked havoc upon everyone he came in contact with starts becoming a reluctant benefactor.

This is a tour-de-force performance by Jack Nicholson and Helen Hunt, with a nice appearance of Cuba Gooding Jr. of “Show Me The Money” Jerry Maguire, which was released just a year before.

As Good As it Gets is as good as it gets.

Rating: ***

 

Movie Review: Marvel’s The Avengers

The Avengers

It’s Memorial Day weekend, time for a movie. We go online to Rotten Tomatoes and check out the current fare:

Ratings of Avengers

This is what we saw. Besides The Hunger Games, for which we had no appetite, Marvel’s The Avengers is head and shoulders above all the other ones. Must be good.

We got tickets for the 3-D version and plunged into a different world.

Word is that if you are a comic book aficionado, this will give you multiple orgasms. Maybe. But the rest of us out here, like me, who had never once looked at a comic book or seen a movie with any of Captain America, the Iron Man, the Incredible Hulk, the Black Widow and Hawkeye, the whole production was simply a pointless, loud, spectacular, confusing, worthless bore.

Loki, the villain, comes from a different alien universe bent on taking over the earth as its king. He brings with him an army of alien soldiers with advanced technology to do the job. Lots of fake-science mumbo jumbo, posturing as science fiction, is supposed to make you believe it’s all possible. Predictably for cheap science fiction, the aliens, even Loki, are human or humanoid. The alien fighters, coming through a wormhole above New York City from the other side of the universe are iron-man-like armour plated humanoid soldiers that can be taken out by hand-to-hand combat with karate kicks by the Black Widow. The alien tanks are floating steel ships that look like lizards or perhaps fossilized whales, complete with teeth. What does an alien battleship need lizard teeth for?

In the time-honored tradition of science fiction epics, the real galactic wars are fought in hand-to-hand combat between bad guys and the heroes. There is a lot of  this in this movie. Arrows take down spaceships, fists hit aliens in the jaws and disable them, over, and over, and over, and over again.

I know, I know, it’s comic book stuff.

For two hours and twenty minutes I sat there watching pointless shooting with guns at heroes and aliens that are obviously made out of rubber and indestructible. Explosions small, large and gargantuan count in the hundreds, perhaps thousands.  The main human flagship is a hovercraft the size of an aircraft carrier that floats at an altitude of 30,000 feet. Taking out one of its four engines does not seem to harm it much. New York City gets a barrage of attacks and destruction making 9/11 look like a child’s play with a paper airplane in comparison.

The entire movie is full of spectacular special effects. There is no moral, no real story that captivates, no character development, no suspense. The movie is an excuse to blow up as much as possible in as short a period of time as possible.

Rating: *

Memorial Day 2012 Ruminations

This afternoon we were on a bike ride in Coronado. While taking a break at a table in a sidewalk sandwich shop, a biker dropped off a flyer titled “Rebel with a Cause.” Issued by Bikers for Christ in Oceanside. In it was a quote from Colin Powell:

“Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.” – Colin Powell

This got me thinking that as the number of those who sacrificed their lives and their health for our country continues to grow, I have often in words and writing criticized our country and leaders for starting illegitimate wars and conflicts, ones that have nothing to do with our own security, our own freedom, and the freedom of other nations, yet that cost our young people their lives.

On the other hand, I know of no other country, in all of history, that repeatedly and doggedly sends soldiers overseas in defense of the ideals of freedom and human liberty. All foreign wars I can think of were about conquest, taking away the property and land of other people, or to subjugate them outright. See the Romans, the Greeks, the Mongols and more recently the Germans.

The modern Germans make a sport of criticizing U.S. as imperialists and paint Americans as jingoists. Yet, Germany after 1945 hasn’t sent a soldier into harm’s way to protect any freedoms. The soldiers that went to Kuwait went as peacekeepers under the U.N.  and only after immense international pressure. German soldiers, by and large, are alcohol-soft and pudgy, idealistic without the gumption to walk the walk. I know. I was a German soldier once.

It was the Germans that brought most of the misery of the 20th century over the world, caused tens of millions of deaths, including those of many Americans that went to Europe in both World Wars to fight and die, not to protect America, but to protect the world from German (and Japanese) imperialism and fascism, to free France and the surrounding nations, to keep England sovereign and in existence.

Americans have earned the right to be idealistic. And today is the holiday that has been set aside for us to think about that.

 

Hiking Mount San Miguel

Mount San Miguel is the prominent mountain in the approach path for airliners into San Diego. It is the mountain with all the antennas on top, seemingly close within reach as the planes bank to the right for the final approach to downtown. Sometimes the planes fly so close to the mountain, it’s almost scary. After flying into San Diego for more than 25 years, I have always wanted to hike that mountain. And today we did.

This was not trivial. We had one false start last weekend just finding the right place to start. This is not a hike in Jerry Schad’s books, and while there is a decent, if rough, trail, there is very little hiker traffic. It’s one of those hikes you have to really want to do.

The peak is the mountain in the very back with the antennas. This picture was taken within 5 minutes of starting the hike. It is surrounded by suburbia and upscale housing developments, gold courses and reservoirs.

There is no trailhead and no proper place to park your car. You have to park in a residential neighborhood. There are two different places to park, one on Duncan Ranch Road, just north of the intersection with Proctor Valley Road. You walk down Proctor Valley Road about a quarter of a mile. There is a field to the left where a narrow trail starts that eventually leads to the ridge behind the homes and up. This start makes the hike three-quarters of a mile longer than it needs to be.

We  took the alternate route and parked in a neighborhood just beyond that intersection.

Parking for Hiking Mt. San Miguel

Park on Iron Gates Lane in the bend (red arrow). The main gate to the gated community to the north is right there.  There is a concrete access road heading west which is locked with a steel gate to keep cars out, but a hiker can easily walk around it. Hike straight up to the power post on the ridge, then turn right. You are now on the main trail to the peak.

Trail Map for Mt. San Miguel

The red arrow points to the place to park the car. Once you start hiking up the access road,  and turn right, the trail meanders through shrubs and bushes along the main ridge. It is almost always exposed to the wind, which today was welcome and cool. This trail simply climbs straight up and does not have a lot of switchbacks. The trail itself is rough, rocky and just what you’d expect from a trail that is not very popular and does not get a lot of use. From an intermediate peak it descends 130 feet before it climbs the main cone for the final peak.

Mt. San Miguel Trail Profile

Here is the profile. In a length of 2.5 miles, we ascended 1,750 feet, for the most part relentlessly up, except for the one dip. The whole hike up, including a few water and breathing breaks, took two hours. We were back at the car five hours after leaving, with ample time lingering at the peak and at the flag.

Trisha Showing the Way

Here is Trisha, showing where we’re going, on the intermediate peak, just before the dip.

Just before the intermediate peak, since it’s the day before Memorial Day, we took a little side trip so I could pose next to the flag posted there. The location of the flag is on the map above at the blue arrow.

Ready for Memorial Day

Finally, the views from the top are endless. We could see Mexico and Tijuana in the distance in the south, downtown San Diego and the ocean beyond in the west, and of course endless mountains to the north and east.

At the Top of Mt. San Miguel

You can’t get to the exact top, since the array of antennas is fenced in with razor wire on top, but it was rewarding to stand there, after all these years looking down onto this mountain from airplanes.

Romney Says Class Size Doesn’t Matter

Mitt Romney stated that class size does not matter.

Has Romney ever set foot in a classroom besides dropping off his own children when they were little? It boggles my mind how out of touch a politician can be with the realities of real people’s lives. It reminds me of George H.W. Bush being amazed about a supermarket laser scanner. Do these guys know how to pump gas?

Stating that class size does not matter just drove away the two or three educators that were still hanging on in ideological desperation to the Republican candidate. It’s over now. Not a teacher in the country will vote for Romney.

Book Review: Moonwalking with Einstein – by Joshua Foer

Moonwalking with Einstein

For years I have been worried about losing my memory. I used to be able to recall the phone numbers of all my friends. Dates and events seemed to be forever ingrained in memory. Now, I can’t remember what I had for dinner yesterday. But worse, recently I could not remember the name of the Vice President of the United States (Joe Biden). I could picture his face clearly. I just could not recall the name. Also, I could not think of the name of the large lake by Reno, between Nevada and California (Lake Tahoe). I had to look up the name of the model of the full-sized Nissan car (Altima).

Moonwalking with Einstein is about memory. It digs deep into our ancestral history and explains how memory works, why we seem to be able to memorize some things forever, and others elude us completely.

Foer was a young journalist covering the elusive mental sport of memorizers. These are people who can memorize a deck of cards in less than two minutes, and then recall it backwards or forwards without error. They can memorize long strings of random digits, like about 20,000 digits of Pi. When Foer got to know these “mental athletes” he became interested in their mental gymnastics and he learned the various mnemonic tricks and techniques they used to perform these feats. He came to the conclusion that anyone could learn how to do that, so he embarked on a journey to become a mental athlete himself.

Coached by the young British mental athlete Ed Cooke, he quickly learned the tricks and within a year, entered the U.S. National Championship – and promptly won.

If you want to learn how memory works, and how such incredible feats are performed, Moonwalking with Einstein is a perfect book for that.

I thoroughly enjoyed getting insight into the obscure world of the sport memorizers, learning of the personal interactions of Foer with famous savants. He met and interviewed Kim Peeks, who was the real-life model for the Rainman character in the Dustin Hoffman movie. He also met and worked with Daniel Tammet, whose books I have also enjoyed. He suspects that Tammet is not actually a savant, which is what he poses as, but an exceptionally effective mnemonic athlete; but this is the subject for another post entirely.

The mnemonic adventures of Foer have inspired me to dust off my own mnemonic skills. I picked out an old poem I memorized in German class when I was 14. I still remember a lot of it and I have committed to refresh this poem so I can recite it perfectly. Now, for memorizing a deck of cards in two minutes….

Rating: ***

German Poem: Die Vergeltung – by Annette von Droste-Hülshoff

The German poet and writer Annette von Droste-Hülshoff was born in 1797. Her poem Die Vergeltung (the retaliation) is about a shipwreck during a storm. A passenger survives and floats in debris, knowing that he will eventually sink and die. When he finds a sick man clinging to a strong log, he dislodges and drowns the sick man to save himself. Eventually he is rescued and his journey turns into another unexpected direction…

I cannot translate this poem into English, just as I could not translate Shakespeare into German. Some things need to remain what they are.

When I was 14 years old, in German class, we had a teacher who occasionally made us memorize poems. We hated him for that. We thought he did it because he was able to keep us busy without having to do any preparation work himself. While that might have been right, I am amazed that over 40 years later I still remember a number of the poems I had memorized in his class, the longest of which is Die Vergeltung, and I am grateful for having done it.

Granted, there were sections that were no longer on the surface now. My endeavors with memory, after reading Moonwalking with Einstein, have motivated me to spend a couple of hours dusting off Die Vergeltung so I’d have it on instant recall for the rest of my life.

My teacher may no longer be alive, but if he knew that I still know his assigned poems today, I think we would be happy.

For those of you who can read German, enjoy:

Die Vergeltung – Annette von Droste Hülshoff

Der Kapitän steht an der Spiere,
das Fernrohr in gebräunter Hand,
dem schwarzgelockten Passagiere
hat er den Rücken zugewandt.
Nach einem Wolkenstreif in Sinnen
die beiden wie zwei Pfeiler sehn,
der Fremde spricht : “Was braut da drinnen!”-
“Der Teufel”, brummt der Kapitän.

Da hebt von morschen Balkens Trümmer
ein Kranker seine feuchte Stirn,
des Äthers Blau, der See Geflimmer,
ach, alles quält sein fiebernd Hirn!
Er läßt die Blicke, schwer und düster,
entlängs dem harten Pfühle gehn,
die eingegrabnen Worte liest er:
“Batavia. Fünfhundertzehn.”

Die Wolke steigt, zur Mittagsstunde
das Schiff ächzt auf der Wellen Höhn.
Gezisch, Geheul aus wüstem Grunde,
die Bohlen weichen mit Gestöhn.
“Jesus, Marie! wir sind verloren!”
Vom Mast geschleudert der Matros’,
ein dumpfer Krach in aller Ohren,
und langsam löst der Bau sich los.

Noch liegt der Kranke am Verdecke,
um seinen Balken fest geklemmt,
da kommt die Flut, und eine Strecke
wird er ins wüste Meer geschwemmt.
Was nicht gelang der Kräfte Sporne,
das leistet ihm der starre Krampf,
und wie ein Narwal mit dem Horne
schießt fort er durch der Wellen Dampf.

Wie lange so! – er weiß es nimmer,
dann trifft ein Strahl des Auges Ball,
und langsam schwimmt er mit der Trümmer
auf ödem glitzerndem Kristall.
Das Schiff! – die Mannschaft! – sie versanken.
Doch nein, dort auf der Wasserbahn,
dort sieht den Passagier er schwanken
in einer Kiste morschem Kahn.

Armsel’ge Lade! sie wird sinken,
er strengt die heisre Stimme an:
“Nur grade! Freund, du drückst zur Linken!”
Und immer näher schwankts heran,
und immer näher treibt die Trümmer,
wie ein verwehtes Möwennest;
“Courage!” ruft der kranke Schwimmer,
“mich dünkt, ich sehe Land im West!”

Nun rühren sich der Fähren Ende,
er sieht des fremden Auges Blitz,
da plötzlich fühlt er starke Hände,
fühlt wütend sich gezerrt vom Sitz.
“Barmherzigkeit! ich kann nicht kämpfen.”
Er klammert dort, er klemmt sich hier;
ein heisrer Schrei, den Wellen dämpfen,
am Balken schwimmt der Passagier.

Dann hat er kräftig sich geschwungen
und schaukelt durch das öde Blau,
er sieht das Land wie Dämmerungen
enttauchen und zergehn in Grau.
Noch lange ist er so geschwommen,
umflattert von der Möwe Schrei,
dann hat ein Schiff ihn aufgenommen,
Viktoria! nun ist er frei!

Drei kurze Monde sind verronnen,
und die Fregatte liegt am Strand,
wo mittags sich die Robben sonnen,
und Bursche klettern übern Rand,
den Mädchen ists ein Abenteuer,
es zu erschaun vom fernen Riff,
denn noch zerstört, ist nicht geheuer
das greuliche Korsarenschiff.

Und vor der Stadt, da ist ein Waten,
ein Wühlen durch das Kiesgeschrill,
da die verrufenen Piraten
ein jeder sterben sehen will.
Aus Strandgebälken, morsch, zertrümmert,
hat man den Galgen, dicht am Meer,
in wüster Eile aufgezimmert.
Dort dräut er von der Düne her!

Welch ein Getümmel an den Schranken! –
“Da kommt der Frei – der Hessel jetzt –
da bringen sie den schwarzen Franken,
der hat geleugnet bis zuletzt.” –
“Schiffbrüchig sei er hergeschwommen,”
höhnt eine Alte, “ei, wie kühn!
Doch keiner sprach zu seinem Frommen,
die ganze Bande gegen ihn.”

Der Passagier, am Galgen stehend,
hohläugig, mit zerbrochnem Mut,
zu jedem Räuber flüstert flehend:
“Was tat dir mein unschuldig Blut?
Barmherzigkeit! – so muß ich sterben
durch des Gesindels Lügenwort,
o, mag die Seele euch verderben!”
Da zieht ihn schon der Scherge fort.

Er sieht die Menge wogend spalten –
er hört das Summen im Gewühl –
nun weiß er, daß des Himmels Walten
nur seiner Pfaffen Gaukelspiel!
Und als er in des Hohnes Stolze
will starren nach den Ätherhöhn,
da liest er an des Galgens Holze:
“Batavia. Fünfhundertzehn”

Peter Conrad’s Dismal Review of Foer’s Moonwalking with Einstein

Here is a misguided, self-important, negative review by Peter Conrad. I had make an effort and figure out who this guy is who is so full of himself. Turns out, I had to google him to find him, since the link from his name in the article – reader beware – goes right to a malware hacker site that started messing with my browser. Google landed me on an anemic wikipedia page of an Australian-born academic specializing in English literature:

He has written a number of works of criticism including a major history of English literature, The Everyman History of English Literature, a cultural history of the twentieth century, two autobiographical works and a novel.

He blasts Foer and Moonwalking with Einstein:

After performing the tricks required of him, he is ushered off into oblivion; by telling the story all over again five years later, he is hoping to prolong his meagre allocation of fame and persuade the world to remember his name. But I have too much on my mind, and now intend to exercise my prerogative as a thinker by forgetting him.

Conrad may have studied English literature and he may have too much on his mind, most likely checking himself in the mirror, after writing two autobiographical works that we never heard about. But I, for one, thoroughly enjoyed reading the musings of Foer, getting insight into the obscure world of the sport memorizers, learning of the personal interactions of Foer with savants like Kim Peeks and Daniel Tammet, whose books I have also enjoyed. The mnemonic adventures of Foer have inspired me to dust off my own mnemonic skills.

Conrad’s review is self-aggrandizing and completely misses the point of Foer’s book Moonwalking with Einstein.

German Beds are Bad

I always dread the beds when I travel in Germany.

For a country that can build world-class cars and all kinds of other high-tech stuff, it’s amazing that they can’t build a single decent bed.

Here is my bedroom in one of the hotels (click to enlarge):

Bedroom at Parkhotel Maximilian – Regensburg

This was a nice, upscale hotel. The bed is a hard board with a six-inch foam pad on it. It’s hard, not healthy hard, just uncomfortable hard. The pillows, all puffed up, are feather pillows. When laying them down, they collapse to nothing, a flat pad on the mattress. The “covers” are blankets wrapped in a large “pillow case” which are not big enough to cover shoulders and feet at the same time, and not wide enough to keep my sprawling legs inside. The blankets just kind of float around on top of me.

This is not unique to this hotel or any given house. They will swear they have “a great comfortable bed” and what you get is:

A futon and a small duvet cover

Go figure.

Catholic Church Continues to Fight Progress

The Catholic Church fired a teacher because she used in vitro fertilization (IVF).

In her lawsuit, Herx claims that her bishop told her that IVF “is an intrinsic evil, which means no circumstances can justify it. “ She also claims in her lawsuit that her parish pastor told her that she was a “grave, immoral sinner” for pusuing IVF.

What business of an employer is it how a woman decides to conceive? There appears to be a continued, systematic and organized effort by individuals and groups of individuals in our country to try to restrict the freedoms of religion, non-religion, reproductive health and sexuality of others.

Religions, both the Western ones as well as Islam, continue to mess with people’s freedoms and rights, by holding back research, science and ultimately progress in a desperate attempt to hold onto their power.

 

German Car Navigation

A few weeks ago I rented a car in Germany. It was a middle of the line Mercedes C180. The navigation system, standard in the car, worked like our Garmins or Magellans here, except, of course, they spoke German.

In addition, however, I noticed that when I was not actually navigating, the system tracked my position, showed me the distance to the next three Autobahn exits, the names and numbers of the exits, and the services available at those exits. If there was a Burger King there, the logo appeared next to the exit sign.

Furthermore, the posted speed limits and any other traffic restrictions were displayed graphically not only on the navigation system, but also in the center of the speedometer dial, in the form of icons that looked exactly like the restriction road signs. So even if I would miss the speed limit sign as I drove by it, the speed limit was posted visually in two places inside the cars.

Finally, the local traffic warnings triggered the radio on, even if it was off. So when a warning of an accident on the road ahead that was causing a congestion was announced, the radio turned on for the duration of the announcement, then turned off again. It startled me when the voice came on out of nowhere the first time.

Do we have this kind of advanced interface in the U.S? I have never experienced any of this capability in a domestic car of any type. The Germans seem to be way ahead of us in this area.

Correct me if I am wrong and I just need to trade in my old minivan with 220,000 miles for a real car with nifty modern features.

Blacks Then, Gays Now

My kids were born in the 1980s. When we taught them that up until the 1960s, blacks had to use different bathrooms, sit in the backs of buses, and go to different schools, they were incredulous.

“What? How did we get away with that? It makes no sense. All that’s different about blacks is the color of their skins.”

That was 25 years ago.

Let’s turn the clock 25 years forward. It’s 2037.

My kids tell their kids that in the 2000s, gays didn’t have the same rights as the rest of us, simply because they had different sexual orientations.

“What the heck? What business of anyone is it who people sleep with?”

People will be incredulous, wondering what was wrong with us.

Romney to Youth: You’re Idiots

I got this message from MoveOn:

In 2008, young people voted—and voted progressive—in huge numbers, and it helped swing the election. There’s alarming evidence that this year, they may not.

But Mitt Romney just gave us a big fat gift. When asked why young people are angry at Wall Street, he said it’s just because they “haven’t had the opportunity to really understand how the economy works, and what it takes to put people to work in real jobs, and why we have banks.”

(Why do we have banks again? Oh right—to take our money and gamble with it, then stick us with the bill when the economy crashes. Thanks for clarifying, Mitt!)

Young voters need to know Mitt Romney thinks they’re idiots—that if they’re angry Wall Street got a bailout but they’re still living in their parents’ basements, well, it’s just because they don’t get how the economy works.

We want to put Romney’s quote on the Facebook page of every young voter in America. And link it to a site where they can register to vote. We can do it if we raise $185,000. Can you chip in?

Yes, I’ll contribute $5 to make sure young voters know what Mitt thinks of them.