How To Extract Maximum Money from Citizens

Somehow I am on Trump’s list of patriots. I get an email every day outlining some award, or opportunity to win a dinner with Trump, or a photo opportunity, or a golf date, like this one.

I kid you not, they come up with something different every day.
They promise baubles and they pander to my vanities. They tell me I am special. But there is never any substance, other than their obvious goal of extracting a maximum amount of money from me.

There is no objective. Trump is not running for any office. There is no ideology. There is no purpose. Trump is just trying to extract the maximum amount of money from the citizenry.

For example, the section below is an email I recently received – verbatim:

 

EPIC TRUMP EXPERIENCE

Save America Donald Trump Jr.

Friend,

Are you READY for the most EPIC experience with PRESIDENT TRUMP?

My father’s Trump Golf Classic is coming up, and he wants YOU to come. The moment our team told him about this upcoming event, President Trump was adamant you have the opportunity to experience it ALL.

WE WILL COVER YOUR FLIGHT AND YOUR HOTEL.
WE WILL COVER YOUR ROUND OF GOLF
YOU WILL MEET PRESIDENT TRUMP AND TAKE A PHOTO TOGETHER.

This is an experience like no other, and my father wants to share it with you. 

You need to ENTER NOW because spots are quickly filling up.

Please contribute ANY AMOUNT IMMEDIATELY to enter to win a chance to play a round of golf and meet President Trump. >>

You have always been one of my father’s VERY best Patriots, Friend, so you deserve this exclusive experience. This may NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN, so you must HURRY. Contribute RIGHT NOW to enter for a chance to join my father on his FAVORITE golf course.

Thank you,

Donald Trump Jr. Signature Headshot
Donald Trump Jr.

**NO PURCHASE, PAYMENT, CONTRIBUTION, OR TEXT MESSAGE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN.** Contributing or sending a text message will not improve your chances of winning. Void where prohibited. You may enter by contributing to Save America JFC by clicking here. Alternatively by clicking here or by texting “GOLF” to 88022 for one (1) entry. By sending a text message from your mobile phone, you are providing your written consent to receive calls and SMS/MMS messages, including autodialed and automated calls and texts, to that number from the Save America JFC. Text message and data rates may apply. Consent is not required as a condition of entry. Text STOP to 88022 to opt-out. Entries must be received between June 14, 2022, at 12:00 a.m. Eastern Time, and ends on June 22, 2022, at 11:59 p.m. Eastern Time. Odds of winning depend on the number of eligible entries received. One (1) winner will receive round-trip transportation and accommodations for two (2) collectively, the “Prize.” The Promotion is open only to U.S. citizens or lawful permanent U.S. residents who are legal residents (green card holders) of the 50 United States, Puerto Rico, and the District of Columbia and are at least 18 years of age (or the age of majority under applicable law). Winners must be 18 or older (or of majority under applicable law) and meet other requirements as described in the Official Rules. Promotion subject to Official Rules and additional restrictions on eligibility may apply.  Visit here for full details and Official Rules. Sponsor: Save America, PO Box 13570, Arlington, VA 22219. 

Contributions to Save America JFC are not deductible for federal income tax purposes.
Paid for by Save America JFC, a joint fundraising committee on behalf of Save America and the Make America Great Again PAC. Save America JFC, PO Box 13570, Arlington, VA 22219

Thank you for joining Team Trump. Thanks to your generous support, we’ll win BACK our Republican Majority in the House AND the Senate. To stay up-to-date on our latest efforts, President Trump needs you to sign up to become an Official Trump Text Member IMMEDIATELY.

TEXT TRUMP to 88022 to start receiving text messages from President Trump.

"We're going to take back the house. We're going to take back the senate. With your help, we are going to defeat the radical democrats" - President Donald J. Trump

We are emailing you at ***********@gmail.com to update you on critical information regarding President Trump’s efforts to SAVE AMERICA. President Trump is calling on YOU to take the next step and activate your Official 2022 Trump Gold Card. When you do, we’ll send you your own PERSONALIZED Gold Card. You can activate your membership by following this link.

Official Trump Gold Card >>>
ACTIVATE HERE >>

Please follow this link if you would like to opt out of essential campaign updates. If you would like to give feedback to the President, follow this link. Thank you again for your unwavering support.

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