Trump Knows a lot about Wind

If Hillary got it, you’d be doing wind. Windmills. Weeeee. And if it doesn’t blow, you can forget about the television for that night. ‘Darling, I want to watch television.’ ‘I’m sorry! The wind isn’t blowing.’ I know a lot about wind.

— The President of the United States

2 thoughts on “Trump Knows a lot about Wind

  1. Anonymous

    Being a blow-hard wind bag, Trump sure does know a lot about wind (not to mention his hamburger, fast-food diet’s effects at the other end.) Jesus I am sick to the back teeth of this madman and all his lackeys.

    Paraphrasing writer Mavis Gallant, “Sometimes I feel I like washing my hands of the future.”

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