Dear Trump Voters:

Trump goaded North Korea with this message:

“There is a chance that we could end up having a major, major conflict with North Korea. Absolutely.”

Now we have ourselves a wildly escalated international situation with one teenage banana republic baby face under an inherited dictatorship (Kim Jong Un) on one side, and a petulant dilettante with a mouth he can’t control (Donald Trump) in the White House on the other side, comparing the sizes of their dicks at the expense of the rest of the world.

When we had the Cuban Missile Crisis in 1961, at least we had two professional politicians, Nikita Khrushchev on the Soviet side, and John Kennedy on the American side, who both were skilled diplomats aware of the awesome responsibility and the power they each had. In the end, egos were left aside and the world didn’t go up in flames.

This time around, I for one don’t have the same confidence. I’d hate to see a Korean nuke vaporize Seattle, or San Francisco, or San Diego, and have the fallout drift over the rest of the country. Yes, the Koreans would get one missile through, if that, and then their peninsula would be returned to the stone age, along with serious damage to northern China, Japan and South Korea – but why?

Because Trump is a fool who can’t contain his ego?

How exactly is this making America great again?

Thanks, Trump voters!