In 1985 aliens visited George R. Simpson told him that the English language had hidden meaning; it was his job to decipher it. He spent twenty years doing just that.
The result is a website that is truly the most crack-pot collection of insanity that I have ever seen. Click here at your own risk. It reminds me of the story in A Beautiful Mind, where a brilliant cryptographer goes off the deep end.
Then tell me if this guy is insane.