In 1985 aliens visited George R. Simpson told him that the English language had hidden meaning; it was his job to decipher it. He spent twenty years doing just that.

The result is a website that is truly the most crack-pot collection of insanity that I have ever seen. Click here at your own risk. It reminds me of the story in A Beautiful Mind, where a brilliant cryptographer goes off the deep end.

Make sure you check out the language translation rules and poke around in the sample translations.

Then tell me if this guy is insane.