Why Doesn’t God Start a Website?

If God is really interested in people knowing his word, why doesn’t he start a website, with a link to Facebook and a Twitter feed? Don’t you think more people would get the message?

Instead, he gives one man named Moses the ten commandments on stone tablets speaking out of a burning bush thousands of years ago. Then, over many millennia, he has various prophets first write the Bible, telling people it’s the only real truth. Then, long after the years of Jesus Christ, he tells the prophet Mohammad to write the Koran. In both books he claims he is the only true god and each book is the only true book. The Koran is followed by a billion people, and it says that Jesus is not god. The Bible is followed by more than a billion people, and it says Jesus is god. One of them is obviously not right. Then, in the 1830s, he gives Joseph Smith the Book of Mormon on gold plates – but man, don’t get me started on that.

Why doesn’t God update the record and set us all straight, instead of leading us into silly tribal wars, worldwide terrorism and endless atrocities, all in the name of religion, all in the name of God?

Wouldn’t it make much more sense for God to start a website?

2 thoughts on “Why Doesn’t God Start a Website?

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    Lyrics from Jesus Christ Superstar (voice of Judas):

    Every time I look at you I don’t understand
    Why you let the things you did get so out of your hand
    You’d have managed better if you’d had it planned
    Why’d you choose such a backward time and such a strange land?
    If you’d come today you would have reached a whole nation
    Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication
    Don’t you get me wrong – I only wanna know

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