O: Iran is dangerous.

R: Iran is four years closer to nuclear weapons.

O: Iran won’t have nuclear weapons while I am president.

R: A nuclear Iran is the biggest threat to our country today.

O: Iran won’t have nuclear weapons while I am president.

R: Iran now has thousands of centrifuges making nuclear material.

O: Military options should be the very last thing we resort to.

R: Iran is four years closer to nuclear weapons.

O: Governor, what do you want to do about Iran?

R: I don’t really have clue. Iran, Libya, Syria, Israel, Egypt, Mali, we’re fucked everywhere.

O: Where is Mali?

R: Please don’t make me point out Mali on a map!

N: Help, I am braindead listening to this inane, inconsequential drivel.