Our president’s name is Barack. Do you remember the first time you read or heard that name? Barack Obama? So close to Osama? I remember thinking there was no way a guy with a name like that could win the presidency.

Two of the other guys running for the office now are named Mitt and Newt.

I only know one Mitt, one Newt and one Barack in the whole world. Is this a new qualification?

I ought to run.

— Norbert. How many Norbert’s do you know?