I was in Germany for 5 days, driving down the Autobahn, on the right lane, going 90 mph, and cars to the left of me flying by at God knows what speed. And I come to the tail of this tour bus:

Granted, this is not a German word. As I passed it on the left side, the logo was there one more time, covering in huge letters the whole side of the bus. But on the bottom was, in small print, the name of the travel company:

Fücker Reisen

So that’s what the “wings” above the U are about? The little magic two Umlaut dots can make.

Somebody ought to tell them.