Movie Review: 21 Jump Street

21 Jump Street

Flipping through Apple TV on Saturday night, we found that there was not much in the popular movie offering with a rating higher than 50% on the Tomatometer that we hadn’t already seen. When that happens, there are two choices: Go to the Foreign genre, where 90% plus movies proliferate. But you need to be in the mood to read subtitles. And we were not. Or, the second option is go to the Comedy genre and pick something “stupid.”

We picked 21 Jump Street. Jonah Hill is usually funny and generally delivers, albeit in a crude and slapsticky sort of way.

21 Jump Street is about two cops, Schmidt (Jonah Hill) and Jenko (Channing Tatum), who just graduated from the police academy. Jenko was the jock in high school, with limited intellectual powers, and Schmidt was the nerd. While enemies in high school, they became friends in the police force and were assigned to be partners on the bicycle patrol. Since they looked young, they were eventually assigned to be undercover as high school students to uncover a drug ring.

Reminiscent of The Internship, where two unemployed “old guys” get internships at Google, Schmidt and Jenko show up in high school seven years after their own graduation, baby-faced enough to pass unnoticed, sort of. They realize very quickly that seven years in teenage time is a lifetime on the coolness meter, and little things like double-strapping or single-strapping backpacks makes a huge difference in the chase after girls.

21 Jump Street is a raunchy comedy that had us laughing out loud and entertained us well for a couple of hours, but had absolutely no redeeming value otherwise. It was decent entertainment. The last scene set it up perfectly for a sequel.

Little did we know as we said that when the credits rolled that right now, 22 Jump Street is out “on the street.” And no, we won’t be rushing to the theaters to spend $10.50 each. We’ll wait a year or so to get it for $4.99 on Apple on a night when there is nothing better to watch and we’re not in the mood for of film of naked French teenagers with subtitles.

Rating: **

Movie Review: Side Effects

Side EffectsSide Effects is a movie on top of the Rotten Tomato charts with 86%. That qualified it for me to want to see it. This time I disagree with the rating. I found it mostly boring.

Side Effects is a thriller about a successful New York couple, Emily (Rooney Mara) and Martin (Channing Tatum) whose life has been challenged after he is thrown in prison for an insider trading charge. Apparently, as we find out, Emily is clinically depressed and is seeking help. One of her psychiatrists (Jude Law) prescribes a drug that has unexpected side effects.

I always get a kick out of drug commercials on prime time television. Companies are not allowed to advertise alcohol and cigarettes, but they are allowed to introduce drugs with strange, unpronounceable names, that treat one thing and cause a dozen side effects. How would you like it if you were no longer experiencing arthritic pain in your joints, as long as you are willing to endure depression, thoughts of suicide, headaches, stomach-aches, vomiting, loss of sexual drive, hair loss and splotchy skin? Oh, yes, sign me up!

Side Effects is a movie about the intrigues of the drug business, but much more. It is also, I am discovering, a thriller with a complex plot and it’s nearly impossible to tell anything about it without introducing spoilers. It is my policy to not introduce spoilers in my movie reviews, so I am not going to tell any more here.

While most reviewers liked this movie, I found it flat-out boring. For the first half, it lumbered around slowly, building the characters and the story. Then it got more complicated, and I realized that I had missed some key points and I was probably lost. It took me walking out of the theater and talking about it to actually get what happened.

Now, that is clearly not  the fault of the movie but my own – being slow in grasping complex plots that I am. It’s the kind of movie I think I need to see twice to actually “get.” So be it.

Rating: **

In my book, this is a two star show, but I trust that my readers will mostly disagree with me and side with the reviewers and call it one of the better movies this spring.