Here is a Facebook post by a good friend whom I have not seen in a long time. Thanks for this post, KL.
This will give you pause at first:
What weird little superpowers were you issued instead of the Flight and Super Strength you put in an order for? I have three:
1) I can catheterize just about any female urethra that crosses my path. Any species, although I have never been called upon to come to the aid of a hyena.
2) I am a clockhead: if I want to wake up at 2:13 AM, I wake up at 2:13 AM. Not that this makes me prompt.
3) And, like all middle-aged women, I get the invisibility superpower by default.
Now that you’re scratching your head about superpower #1, I should add that she is a veterinarian.
She is also one of the most quirky-humored persons I have ever met, and I can attest to the fact that she can keep you roaring with laughter for hours around the campfire with what she has experienced with all manner of animals large and small.
Ever wonder about a catheter for an elephant? She will have a story.
Thanks, KL, for adding some smiles in this gloomy world.