Sunday night. Nothing in the fridge. No appetite for pizza. I went to KFC to get takeout (occasionally that just hits the spot). The bill was $12.91 for two “meals.” When I get home and unpacked, I found the usual forks they give you for takeout. The clerk apparently wanted to make sure I had enough:

We don’t even use these when eating at home. We have real forks here.

I wonder if the owner or manager of this KFC store ever wonders why they are using so many forks for so few customers?