Double-breasted wool-cotton-silk suit by Versace ($2,975), cotton polo by Kiton ($900), Amadeo Fleurier 43 watch by Bovet ($48,000)

Compared to what I wear to work every day:

T-shirt from Sears ($12.50), Levi’s 501 – five years old ($50). And I don’t own a watch and haven’t owned one since high school. What the heck would I do with a watch, and why would I spend a literal fortune on one?

Who spends $900 on a polo shirt? My entire “wardrobe” didn’t cost $900 combined!

I don’t understand clothes and accessories.

At all.